• Logfur is made out of wood. Berry ^{...now what?} 10:03 Mon Sep 17
• Barkface slammed his face into a tree when he was a kit. :3 -Obsidian
• Stone Song's name is totally like "the stones are aliiive with the souund of musiic~!" – Splook
• Where's Jayfeather's feathers? - Faolan MacDuncan 18
• Runningnose needs a tissue. - Rowanflight &Berry ^{...now what?} 02:30, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
• Ashfur needs to dust his fur. - Warriorcatsdragonstar
• Rosetail should give her tail to someone for Valentine's Day. - The Z Guy (Z)
• Clawface's face is messed up! - The Z Guy (Z)
• Dustpelt needs to wash himself. - The Z Guy (Z)
• You know why Furzepelt joined the DF?

Because she wants revenge for her name. - Shellheart

• Mossyfoot needs to clean her paws. – Skystar
• Yellowfang needs to clean her teeth. – Shellheart
• Flametail needs his tail put out. – Skystar
• Loudbelly needs to shut up – Firestar
• Blackstar... isn't that technically a black hole? – Shellheart
• Redtail’s tail got a sun burn. – Firestar
• Firestar needs to meet Starfire. – Shellheart
• Grasspelt must be itchy. – Skystar
• Seedpelt's gonna be Grasspelt, or Flowerpelt sooner or later. Same with Seedkit. ~ Sprite
• Mumblefoot's feet need to stop talking. – Shellheart
• Weedwhisker is high – Skystar
• Boulder meets Jaypaw... The BOULDER has problems with fighting a small blind child! – Shellheart
• "c'mere Maggotkit!"

"Maggotpaw, your mentor is now Deadface." – Splook

• Softwing needs to sharpen up – Firestar
• I think Cinders was burned too long.... - Skystar
• Cinderpelt must have gotten caught in a fire or something. - Cloudskye
• Cherrytail has a nice tasting tail :3 - Skystar
• Sharpclaw's claws must be sharp. - Cloudskye
• Fireheart has heartburn. - Skystar
• Snaketail must be immune to poison or summin..... - Skystar
• Hollowflight....what kind of a name is that? How can a hollow fly? -PinkieILikePie
• Sunstrike must have sun stroke. - Dazzlewing
• Deadfoot's foot needs to join StarClan already. - Smile.cat
• Bluestar needs to be more happy. -Golden Song
• Antpelt can't sit still. -Golden Song
• Sunstrike must be a amazing bowler. -Maplepool
• Firestar is a misnomer. Stars aren't on fire. =3= They're just constantly exploding. - Shelly
• Sky needs to stop playing with sheep~ =3= - Shelly
• Dustpelt must be old - Wolfbird20
• Spiderleg needs to get the webs off his legs - Wolfbird
• Rushtail's tail does things too quickly - DJ
• Hey Larkpaw, I never knew Lark's had paws - DJ
• Pricklekit: Ouch! - DJ
• Softwing: Wait, cats have WINGS?! O.O - Sand
• Barkface: Hmm confusing, cat with wooden face? UFO xD - Leafy
• Berrynose: He needs someone who helps him put that berry down from his nose - Leafy
• Meadowpelt - Hmm how can cat have meadow in fur? - Leafy
• Deadfoot really ought to get that looked at. -Shelly
• Toadstep, Toadfoot, and Frogleap need to get together sometime and see who can jump highest. - Shelly
• Stickkit brings back unhappy memories for Jayfeather. -Bloo
• Probably because Stickkit is the illigetimate child of him and the stick. -Shelly
  • Nah, the illigetimate of Stick and another tom. -Bloo
• Blackstar: Stars can be black? -Smile.cat
• Oh... oh! You guys! We left Scorchfur on the grill too long! D: - Shelly
• Seedpelt must have lots of animals eating off her pelt... - Moonleaf
• Milkfur's fur should be put in a bowl of cereal. ~Cheshire
• I think Lostface needs to locate her face. -Oblivion
• Purdy's name is funny by itself. Get it? Purrrdy? -Shelly
• Smokefoot needs to cool his foot down. -Dazzle
• Breezepelt must be light. -Dazzle
• D'you know why Cinderheart dumped Lionblaze?
  • Lionblaze blazed so much he burned Cinderheart's heart into cinders. -Dazzle
• Antpelt has a bug problem. -Rowan
• Onestar was named Onekit because he was that "one kit" that nobody liked. `Rowan
• Everyone around Sunstar has to wear shades. Also his name is redundant. The sun is a star! ~Chesh
• Onewhisker should stop pulling out his whiskers... - Sweet
• Huh... poor Cinderfur. he should have avoided that fire, now his fur's been reduced to cinders... ~Woo
• You know why Jaykit got blinded?

Because when Brightheart looked at him, her heart was too bright for his purrrr little eyes....~ Offline Blossomturqoise (You probably don't know me, but your list was so funny, I can't really resist...)

• Darkstar really needs to sort out his/her priorities. Also learn the definition of oxymoron. -Oblivion
• How did Barkface get his name? He smashed his face into a tree. x3 Mooneh
• Thunderstar needs to quiet ~ Mountainclaw
• You know how Thunder got his name? I'll give you a hint: it wasn't because of his battle tactics or Thunderpath. Funny enough, he got it for the same reason Wind got hers.
• Raggedstar needs to brush his fur. -Silvereye
• Oh no, Mosspaw's on fire again, let's name her Mossfire. -Cinderblaze12
• (Not really a pun, but hey) Lionblaze and Cinderheart's kits will most likely look like Mitzi. Let that sink in for a moment. ~Shelly
  • No, they'll look like Cherrytail --Ivyshell
• If Adderkit was named for the snake that killed him... Was Snaketail somehow venom-resistant?
• Firestar's fans spread like wildfire...until his fame gets too wild. - Violetwing
• Sorreltail must have a pretty sore tail (tale!). - Violetwing
• Does Icecloud live in an icy cloud? Or is she one? Wow, I never knew cats can be a cloud. - Sunshade W
• If Sparrowpelt has sparrows in his pelt, doesn't that mean he'll be peck and scratched a lot? And wont he be lifted up? - Sunshade W
• Loudbelly needs to eat something ~ Sprite
• Weedwhisker really has to weed his... face ~ Sprite
• If Jayfeather ever met the rogue named Stick, he'd be awfully confused. Stick and Jayfeather have a disturbing attatchment 8D ~ Sprite
• All righty then, place your bets. How high can Toadstep jump? ~ Sprite
• Lightningpelt, Thunder, and Stormfur should really get together sometimes and decide what to do with the sky. ~ Sprite
• Thistlepaw never learns not to step in the thistles. ~Sprite
• I hope Cherrypaw's paws are maraschino cherries. I luffs those 8DD ~Sprite
• Thornclaw must have sharp claws Cloverstar Let the leaves fall 20:24, March 31, 2012 (UTC)Eaglewater
• Brightheart's heart should be used as a lamp or a nightlightMail18 22:11, April 2, 2012 (UTC)
• Bramblestar! The stars have brambles on them! Physicmew wants to eat your toes with mustard 02:29, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
• Who think s Toadstep can jump farther than Frogleap? ~ Scarlet
• Brambleberry. Who knew brambles had berries. And if they do, they must be very prickly ~ Scarlet
• Stormtail's tail must be very windy ~ Scarlet
• Briarlight? Who knew briars glowed? ~ Scarlet
• Beetlewhisker must have very weird whiskers... ~ Scarlet
• Please like this! With a Cherrytail on top? ~ Scarlet
• I'm surprised that poor Beetlewhisker didn't spend his life trying to bat away the beetle on his whisker... Sheasplash^{Eat. Sleep. Swim. SOCCER!!!} 20:19, April 22, 2012 (UTC)
• Heavystep must make a lot of noise trying to stomp through camp. Sheasplash^{Eat. Sleep. Swim. SOCCER!!!} 20:19, April 22, 2012 (UTC)
• Ashfoot should get some Aloe Vera on her foot burn. -
• Beetlewhisker must be very annoyed having beetles crawling around on his whiskers. —Crystal
• Who said Thistleclaw can have thistles for his claws? Or who said that thistle owns a claw? —Crystal
• Onestar? There isn't only one star in the sky! >:c -EmmatheFoxwing
• Bramblestar, is there stars in the sky made of Brambles! ~Stormstar 2015 aka Bramblestars biggest fan XD~
• Poppyfrost? How can poppies survive the frost? Poppies aren't made of frost either

-WarriorLover

• Honeyfern? Mmm, if you lick her she'll taste wonderful! -WarriorLover
• Barkface should stop yelling at his clanmates. -Cinderhawk
• Tanglewhisker should smooth out his whiskers. -Cinderhawk
• Antpelt needs an exterminator. -Tawnypelt121
• Mumblefoot's foot really needs to speak up. -Tawnypelt121
• Tanglewhisker should visit the hairdresser. -Tawnypelt121
• Dustpelt needs to take a shower. -Tawnypelt121
• Snowfur needs to dust off her fur. -Echoleaf44
• Echosong needs to stop singing into caves.

Billystorm needs to shoo his herd of billy goats away.
Kinkfur needs to go to the parlour.
Know how Bone died? He got eaten by a dog. 

• Feathertail would be useful as a duster. -Fenneltail

220.255.2.118 05:13, October 20, 2012 (UTC) Angelsky26

• I wonder if Redtail's tail is sore. :c --{{SUBST:Nosubst|User:EmmatheFoxwing/sig}} (talk) 00:41, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
• If you breathed on Ice, would he melt? ~ Spottedflower ♥ ^{* ℓet it snow. . . *} 20:56, November 23, 2012 (UTC)
• Firestar:Ahhhhh!I'm on fire!
• Squirrelflight wants to be a flying squirrel.--Midnight the cat (talk) 02:24, January 5, 2013 (UTC)
• What will Sneezepaw's warrior name be? Sneezecough?---Silverheart (You don't know me but I couldn't resist either :D)
• Icecloud? What name is that? How can ice be in clouds? Cats aren't ice clouds either. -Offline ~SparkyWhisker4~ (You don't know me do you? but I couldn't resist.. xD)
• Foxheart is such a fox-heart. Maplewing
• Is Cherry(tail) made outta cherries?-Snowyflight,Flashfur&Silverwing

• Sharpclaw needs to get his claws clipped-Snowyflight,Flashfur&silverwing
• Lightningtail's tail got struck by lightning again guys-Snowyflight,Flashfur&silverwing

If you look up into the sky will you see a fern that's cloud?

• Owlwhisker's name doesn't make sense because owls don't have whiskers. -Amberflower

Wetfoot needs to dry his foot. - DarkstreamMountainClan (talk) 18:52, February 17, 2013 (UTC)

Yellowfang needs to brush her teeth. - Darkfrost14

Moonflower. Are there flowers on the moon? - Darkfrost14 Spottedleaf. I didn't know leaves had spots. - Bluestar111

"I name thee Sneezekit!"

"Now you are Sneezepaw." What has this world come to when paws have noses that are constantly achooing? Emberstar23

Webfoot needs to get the spiders off his feet, and Honeypaw should probably lick her paws. Also, about Mousewing- Mice can't fly. -Beetlefern

Yellowfang needs a dentist :T -(No user) Delete everything from me that you want. I won't edit any more stuff. I did the Jaykit quote. I'm sorry about that.