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Friends:

• Austrialia - Where to start? Okay, First off...One of my best friends. Like...ever. She's the Spain to my BTT, my oblivious, goofy, and kind best friend. She'll always correct me (First Rule: I'm always right. Second Rule: If I'm wrong...Back to the first rule) she writes my shitty ideas and somehow makes them amazing. We became friends over the stupidest thing if you ask me, but I don't care because she's my best friend and I'm never letting her go. I got her stupid fears of giraffes and squrriels. I took away most of her sanity  and her habit of saying "Oi!" and a less than aporoitie sense of humour. I love her and she'd better bloody well know that <3
• Prussia - She's the Prussia to my BTT, finishing the trio. She's hyper, gutterminded, and one of my best friends. When she, Austrialia and I all get on at the same time all hell breaks loose. We love to cause havoc, panic and gutterness on n00b's brains and really, while she torments me, as she said "[You love me because] I am the Prussia to your BTT. I'm as annoying as hell and never let you live something down. But you love me and all my charms just the same ;D" with Austiralia, I love her to death and she'd better know this~ <3
• Ayla - My Mommy/daughter. Yeah I dunno either. She's my protective friend whom I love to death, and asdf, words just can't desribe how much I love and care for Ayla. <3
• Twin - My dear Twin~ Okay...to start, she loves Harry Potter, hates Percy, loves Gred and Forge, Nuna, Tonks, Remus, Sirius (Not as much as me, mind you) and worships Neville Longbottom. She loves Dr. Who and My Little Pony (Even though I don't like the latter much). She's all around epic, awesome to talk to, and a great user. Can't wait for break so I can stay up all night and chat with her again~ ilu, Twin<3

Why I love TumblrEdit

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Spongebob is absorbent. He lives at the bottom of a bikini. Conclusion, Spongebob is a tampon.

On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. 

Three sentences that changed our lives forever: “I’m the Doctor” “The names Sherlock Holmes, and the address is 221B Baker Street” “Dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days”

People who are not depressed see the world they want to see. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

• me: remembers lyrics to 17 different songs in 2 days
• me: forgets what I had for dinner yesterday

• Dumbledore: Hey, I just met you
• Petunia: ....
• Dumbledore: And this is crazy
• Dumbledore: Your sister got murdered
• Dumbledore: So here's her baby
• Petunia: whut